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It's a start, but when is he going to denounce The Mothman Prophecies for glamorizing teen mothmen?

Like a bear or a cheetah. Or maybe some sort of shape-shifter that simultaneously embodies all of your most repressed fears at once and can run incredibly fast.

Let's not get in to who did and did not steal things from Crap Hound. And if -- if -- someone did, Crap Hound knows he has reciprocity.

Solid across the board, though that third fella seems to have a bit of a Fassbender thing going.

Well, it causes characters to slip off beds in romantic comedies. That's something. Ooh, and it's impossible to get clean if you spill something on it. So silk does a lot of things now that you mention it.

Unforgivable snubs: untying and retying your shoelaces, bootlegging a movie in the park, stacking bits of gravel in neat piles, pricing -- but not buying -- yellow caution tape, in order to properly gauge the market.

He's a showman, that Romney.