We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our job easier. But sometimes, we have no idea what they are talking about. So after a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

...gas was under a buck-a-gallon. That's always how these things turn out.

"What one man can do do another can do! What one man can do another can do!"

The rare tweet that has it all: billionaires, beauties, danger, puppies, and conditions.

Please note that in addition to being helpful and tasty, this tweet is in no way in questionable taste, what with the coming St. Patrick's Day celebrations and all. No sir, not at all.

19 percent! That seems high, until you remember the number of times you've grabbed half-a-sandwich that you're 90 percent sure used to be yours from the refrigerator in the office kitchenette. (Others have done this, correct? It can't just be What the Tweet. It can't!)

He really, truly is.