We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our job easier. But sometimes, we have no idea what they are talking about. So after a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.
A wealthy sheikh's falcons have disappeared and diplomatic relations could suffer as a result: wapo.st/HqE49C— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) March 30, 2012
That'll do it. But they could turn up again, so there is hope.
Relationships: What to Do When Your Boyfriend Promises His Theoretical Mega Millions Winnings to Someone Who’s Not You vnty.fr/H3tcze— VANITY FAIR (@VanityFair) March 30, 2012
The most specific query produced by lotto fever. Truth be told, we're not sure: maybe try not to take it personally?
It's not delivery ... it's even lazier! Ding dong creates magnet that orders pizza with a single touch nydn.us/tMr6WT— NY Daily News Photos (@NYDNPhotos) March 30, 2012
Don't call him a ding-dong. He invented a magnet that orders pizza. Sounds pretty smart to us.
Paging @mattklewis: Where are you??— FishbowlDC (@FishbowlDC) March 30, 2012
Twitter: friend, resource, and -- occasionally -- lost reporter finder. Is there anything it can't do?
9, 12, 21, 31 and 4. And her Mega Ball number is 9. (Before you laugh, consider this: she had UConn winning the NCAA tournament last year. Nobody had that.)