We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our job easier. But sometimes, we have no idea what they are talking about. So after a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

That'll do it. But they could turn up again, so there is hope.

The most specific query produced by lotto fever. Truth be told, we're not sure: maybe try not to take it personally?

Don't call him a ding-dong. He invented a magnet that orders pizza. Sounds pretty smart to us.

Twitter: friend, resource, and -- occasionally -- lost reporter finder. Is there anything it can't do?

9, 12, 21, 31 and 4. And her Mega Ball number is 9. (Before you laugh, consider this: she had UConn winning the NCAA tournament last year. Nobody had that.)