We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our job easier. But sometimes, we have no idea what they are talking about. So after a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

Spoiler alert: it's a chair.

See, everyone is saying the Solicitor General was so unpersuasive today. But would they be talking about broccoli if he didn't bring it up?
 

Nobody tell Brian Williams. He's got a few leftover Brooklyn zingers and doesn't care who he uses them on.
 

Before you say, "That's excessive" or "Sorry Tall Man, can't help," consider this: has a tall person ever looked for one of your sweaters at the tip-top of a closet? Have they ever tipped in one of your ill-advised jump shots on the rebound, simply by being who they are?
 

This tweet was bound to happen. Know why? Because January Jones ate her placenta and told everyone about it. In a very weird way, too.