We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our job easier. But sometimes, we have no idea what they are talking about. So after a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

Come for the State Visit. Stay for the John Irving novella.

Hopefully Nothing's funnier than a big phone. Wait, strike that: big top hats are funnier. We're laughing right now, just thinking of one getting knocked off some swell's head.

We're skeptical of stories involving all the things people accidentally eat. Who does that? Besides all of us, every day in pickled flower bud season. But that's only two weeks out of the year.

We're obviously not up on all the science in this case, but why does the color-blind man want to hear color?

No, no: Twitter is for making fanciful suggestions. Not for getting updates on the ones we've already made.

Stories involving electronic devices that explode around the face-area generally don't have happy endings, so this person, whoever he is, should feel lucky. Let this be a lesson to all you electronic chain smokers, like big-time Hollywood celebrity Katherine Heigl.