We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our job easier. But sometimes, we have no idea what they are talking about. So after a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

Why the heart and not, say, the inner-knee? It's a fair question, and one we've been waiting for someone to answer for many years now. As usual, the answer is equal parts luck, chance, and a concerted lobbying effort by William Randolph Hearst to extend his publishing empire.

Things that are not the symbol of true love: mucus-strangled salamanders. 

Everyone has to make sacrifices these days. If the Martians think they're getting screwed, they should call up the Venusians and hear about how they're being "encouraged" to reuse their coffee filters.

This truly is the age of ponytail miracles. And wait until you see what science has planned for the velvet scrunchie.

Depending on your circumstances, the answer will either be expensive and romantic or cheap, potent, and found under your sink. You can never predict how such things shake out. 

See, you don't need to have Valentine's Day plans for tomorrow. Just make your own fun, like this fellow.