We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our job easier. But sometimes, we have no idea what they are talking about. So after a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

He's been everything else this month, so he might as well give quantum copyediting a shot. It can't be harder than writing a screenplay that doesn't go to pieces in the third act.
 

You can't be the new Mr. Vegas if you let a little thing like getting poisoned keep you off stage. Wayne Newton once did two shows in a night after getting lost in a poison dart frog sanctuary.

The rodent imagery started to trip us up about halfway through. Also, we're always confused by the bond posting system.
 

Of France or the United States? Because if it's France, we're going with Georges Pompidou.

The Olympics are a big deal. It's important for the police to be bright and shiny.
 

And what's worse, it doesn't even come with fries.