We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our job easier. But sometimes, we have no idea what they are talking about. So after a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

Those are fighting words, as we've learned from so many comedies set in New York that were filmed in Toronto for budgetary reasons. (We also learned that all the locals -- especially if they're cops or world-weary crooks -- call Lexington Avenue "Lex.")

Part two: Trombone or hambone? (Neither! It's a saxhorn.)

Privacy settings: Adjust them. It beats an uncomfortable and frank discussion of serious life issues every time.

Why did Twitter go and awake this sleeping giant? We told everyone not to do that.

You don't have to look. Nobody here will think less of you.