We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our job easier. But sometimes, we have no idea what they are talking about. So after a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

They do things differently in Florida. For instance, we can't think of another that actually has bothered to name their mythical golden sword.

Obama-sized drug doses are the most deadly of all. Because they're the size of a human being.

You may think is a lot of pomp and circumstance for an Internet supergroup, but consider this: when was the last time Superman did anything to help cut down on your junk mail.

The soft-sell technique may have been needed here, since the only viable alternative we could come up with was "The 5 lame ways you're screwing up your marriage."

American gator-wrangling exceptionalism: the source of respect in the world, and safety at home.

Squealers, strangely, are not welcome.

America could do a lot of crazy things on the moon if we had some money. We all could.