We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our job easier. But sometimes, we have no idea what they are talking about. So after a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.
We've said it once and we'll say it again: bowties will never replace the dollar as America's preferred currency.
All that smart talk about history being written by the winners? It's written by the winners for a century, then turned over to the runner-up, who is then crowned an even bigger winner.
The BBC: reading your diary. Again!
Easily the filthiest tweet of the day, and also the only one that can easily be tweaked to resemble the title of a series of schlocky horror films from the 1980s.
It's kind of remarkable that the country that rejected Mr. Bean is now being asked to accept a slender European comic book character as a viable action hero. If only Rowan Atkinson had the combined creative firepower of Peter Jackson and Steven Spielberg...
Invisibility is a highly underrated quality in a White House hopeful. Everyone always asks "Can he fly?" or "Does he have lasers that fire from his eyeballs?" But they always forget the old visibility question.