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Giving up power now would cost Putin too much. Once he leaves, he will be in the dock. http://t.co/8oUcFKjFWed Dec 21 22:55:21 via CoTweet


Not the dock, anywhere but the dock. That's where the scariest scene in Jaws happens.

Hung star Thomas Jane says he was never a gay prostitute, in case you're wondering. http://t.co/iJ8KJ4nbWed Dec 21 22:41:57 via HootSuite


So was that gay prostitute stuff just a cockeyed PR push for Hung? Because it didn't really work. People are going to have doubts before using that one again.

According to the Teamsters, Sotheby’s Is Killing Christmas http://t.co/abfGsZetWed Dec 21 19:12:37 via TweetDeck


Oh please, like the Teamsters have never killed Christmas. That's the whole reason Jimmy Carter lost to Reagan. People were sick of the Teamsters stealing Christmas and charging time-and-a-half to do it.

Who potentially cost Christopher Plummer an Oscar nomination for The Insider? Seriously, who? http://t.co/Qyhj6Hlb (via @movieline)Wed Dec 21 22:42:06 via TweetDeck


First: that was a great performance that should have won an Oscar. Second: based on the TV spots for The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, he'll problem explain what happened in painstaking detail. That seems to be his role.

No biggie. Just a second brick found at Mayan ruins that says the world will end today. http://t.co/oUB4W1dgWed Dec 21 18:40:47 via SocialFlow


If the world was really ending today, surely Harold Camping would have said something. People sure don't hear enough from Harold Camping.

Scientists detect two planets smaller than Earth, which appear to have been engulfed and "roasted" by their parent star http://t.co/uLyc6VegWed Dec 21 18:26:39 via BBC News

That's what those two planets get for sitting up front at a Don Rickles show.