We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our job easier. But sometimes, we have no idea what they are talking about. So after a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.
These modern Scrooge-types never learn. If they ever did, made-for-basic-cable film as we know it would cease to exist. It would be a wasteland of raunchy Canadian comedies with the National Lampoon logo slapped across the title, and Lifetime movies about men who seem too good to be true, because they're completely insane.
That 'Art!' feels somewhat awkwardly positioned, not to mention redundant. We would have gone with 'Uncomfortable Chairs!' or 'Mildew!' or 'Terrible Homemade Soaps!'
Football bowls. Because you can't ban an entire state from using bowls. Unless you're Martin van Buren. But the country was much smaller then. He could keep his eye on people to see they were doing what he told them,
This is just going to devolve into another lecture about why it's important to set our chug phasers to 'responsible' this holiday season, which we knew anyway. And yes, booze control rhymes with cruise control, but we don't know what the connection is.
Or you could kiss her instead of talking her to death. But the botany facts will be nice, also.
Good point! It's like trying to arguing with a 11th grader writing a college essay. Nothing is what it seems, and the passive voice rules all.
As long as it doesn't get a trendy name like Madison or Oliver or Aidan. Give him the octopus a strong name, the Elgin the Eight-Tentacled Blob of Doom and he'll grow up strong and right.