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Where in the world is Val Kilmer? Flash spots the "chronically eccentric" actor Down Under: http://t.co/8MAtsJDrTue Nov 08 17:40:06 via HootSuite

 

This makes sense. Koala skin and Foster's are the only known cures for protruding elbow-itis.

"They destroy our country," he said of the United States, in a wee little voice. "I am afraid of America." http://t.co/qSWtHZoa #IraqTue Nov 08 22:46:56 via SocialFlow

 

It's a thin line between touching and goofy. The phrase "wee little" tends to push things into the silly category, especially on Twitter.

Special Report: Mitt Romney's French education http://t.co/8tP3m3oPTue Nov 08 15:17:04 via msnbc.com feeds


Bombshell. The man now has no chance of being elected as a Democrat in 2004.

Just a cryptic, alarming Drudge headline for your evening commute. Nothing beats those, with the possible exception of...

Vatican calls Tintin a 'Catholic hero' and ridicules suggestions he may be racist http://t.co/FnZpkMmETue Nov 08 22:14:44 via twitterfeed


...news that the Vatican is defending a fictional Belgian against charges of racism.

Russians set for Mars adventure http://t.co/hmZgobrwTue Nov 08 19:39:39 via BBC News

This time, they may even leave the metal container in the parking lot. Weather permitting.

Jay-Z doesn't just run this town — he runs the whole metropolitan area. http://t.co/VpmXsWa6Tue Nov 08 20:43:41 via TweetDeck


Except for those unincorporated areas out on the edge of town. The county runs that and Jay-Z knows it.