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Could a monkey win an Oscar? http://t.co/Izmd2hcMMon Nov 28 19:36:06 via The Huffington Post


That depends: is the monkey in a comedy? Because the Academy hates comedy.  Even monkey-centric comedy.

The people want a totem pole: http://t.co/wqvzI4YHMon Nov 28 20:20:54 via SocialFlow


Why can't the age of austerity and the age of new totem poles be one in the same? Any good totem pole will pay for itself within the first 18 months.

It's true! Someday your prince will come (as long as you're a Russian boater lost at sea) http://t.co/O8hVOISwMon Nov 28 22:00:10 via HootSuite


It should be noted that one of the sailors Prince William helped rescue ended up succumbing to his injuries in the hospital, while another five are still missing somewhere in the Irish Sea. Kind of puts a damper on the "Just you wait, your prince is out there somewhere" gag.

DIDN'T GOBBLE IT ALL UP? What to do with your Thanksgiving leftovers: http://t.co/dtRuo8i1 via @NYDNLifestyleMon Nov 28 17:55:21 via TweetDeck


HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT PUTTING ALL THE FOOD TOGETHER AND BAKING A CASSEROLE? TURKEY SOUP IS ALSO VERY NICE, THOUGH A BIT OF AN ACQUIRED TASTE.

Herman Cain says woman will accuse him of affair http://t.co/BlHve8pXMon Nov 28 22:17:55 via Tweet Button


It's like The Dead Zone. With Herman Cain! And allegations of sexual impropriety!

Snake infestation hits California high school http://t.co/HicTFdiiMon Nov 28 20:55:29 via twitterfeed


Yet another real-world problem Gustine High students didn't learn about in AP French class.