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Twitter spat! Raul Castro's daughter vs blogger dissident http://t.co/gT0P87emWed Nov 09 23:55:31 via The Huffington Post


Our money's on Raul Castro's daughter to win in the fifth round of sniping. It'll either be with the user block or the "Whatever. You're ridiculous" shutdown tweet.

Occupy Denver elects a dog named Shelby as its leader | http://t.co/plLpaQQc (via @TIMENewsFeed)Thu Nov 10 00:00:37 via HootSuite


Everyone knows the guy with the dreadlocks and sleepy eye in the drum circle got Shelby to run. They don't call him Boss Sleepy Eye for nothing.

Mark Block: schmuck or liar? http://t.co/Lx9UkfQGWed Nov 09 23:29:01 via SocialFlow


We want to be on this show, just so we can get the home edition of Schmuck or Liar. Will be great for when the family's in town over the holidays.

Harmless-sounding diseases that can actually kill you http://t.co/BmsFHzhhWed Nov 09 06:10:02 via HootSuite


Surprisingly not on the list: Nokillitis. It turns out, Dutch researchers have had a cure for years.

In With The South, Out With The East http://t.co/njgVFRuOWed Nov 09 08:11:42 via twitterfeed


Pretty sure that's not how the saying goes. Isn't it "In with the new, out with the damn pot who won't stop calling the kettle black"? Or could it be "In with a penny saved, out with a coin you can actually use in vending machines"?

'They about had an orgasm in Biden’s office when we mentioned SOLYNDRA'... http://t.co/KHvnGv7JWed Nov 09 21:25:04 via Drudge


You know, the economy's still not so hot, Biden was really counting on getting that security deposit back. Not going happen if people keep erotically shouting SOLYNDRA.

HuffPost's 'Tranny' Joke Didn't Go Over Too Well http://t.co/5SG9FSS1Wed Nov 09 19:48:35 via twitterfeed


Well, not everyone has Brett Ratner's uncanny comic timing.