Here at The Atlantic Wire, we respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. Sometimes, though, we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

Is it a cheese or a font? A game: http://t.co/DKtSueAq via @kottkeFri Oct 14 18:37:21 via SocialFlow



Wait for the home version. It comes with a brick of Asiago and a guide to designing your own Bezier curve.

More love of money, more problems for materialistic couples http://t.co/2HuM8HolFri Oct 14 18:45:05 via HootSuite


The lesson: if you and your beloved are materialistic, it is imperative you have no money. Because it will destroy you.

Naked mole rats may hold cure to cancer & Alzheimer’s http://t.co/mjYiwZwXFri Oct 14 15:45:03 via HootSuite


If the naked mole rat can do that, people won't even wonder where his pants are.

Millionaire Matchmaker mouths off http://t.co/aWbPiaFJFri Oct 14 16:10:03 via The Huffington Post


That's what happens when you hire an independently wealthy matchmaker. They don't have to pretend you know what you're talking about.

Cheap copy replaces stolen statue http://t.co/JtUp9nFOFri Oct 14 08:16:03 via twitterfeed


Give the cheap copy a chance! Stolen statue hasn't been gone a month yet and already they're ready to put him on Twitter Mount Rushmore.

First it was copper, now it's cooking oil: http://t.co/J3UEi3woFri Oct 14 18:15:22 via SocialFlow


Just as Julia Child's prophecy foretold.