Here at The Atlantic Wire, we respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. Sometimes, though, we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

Is it a cheese or a font? A game: via @kottkeFri Oct 14 18:37:21 via SocialFlow

Wait for the home version. It comes with a brick of Asiago and a guide to designing your own Bezier curve.

More love of money, more problems for materialistic couples Oct 14 18:45:05 via HootSuite

The lesson: if you and your beloved are materialistic, it is imperative you have no money. Because it will destroy you.

Naked mole rats may hold cure to cancer & Alzheimer’s Oct 14 15:45:03 via HootSuite

If the naked mole rat can do that, people won't even wonder where his pants are.

Millionaire Matchmaker mouths off Oct 14 16:10:03 via The Huffington Post

That's what happens when you hire an independently wealthy matchmaker. They don't have to pretend you know what you're talking about.

Cheap copy replaces stolen statue Oct 14 08:16:03 via twitterfeed

Give the cheap copy a chance! Stolen statue hasn't been gone a month yet and already they're ready to put him on Twitter Mount Rushmore.

First it was copper, now it's cooking oil: Oct 14 18:15:22 via SocialFlow

Just as Julia Child's prophecy foretold.