Here at The Atlantic Wire, we respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. Sometimes, though, we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

Man Throws Hot Dog at Tiger Woods, Blames Ryan Gosling http://t.co/SglchwUDThu Oct 13 13:29:15 via bitly

 

No jury in the world would convict him. Though the Hague will probably issue a strong advisory opinion.


Hilary Swank apologizes for her paid appearance at Chechen warlord's birthday party http://t.co/TDcKh16J

Oct 13 via HootSuiteFavoriteRetweetReply
 

 

As Hollywood career-cripplers go, partying with a Chechen warlord isn't so bad. If you made the experience into a movie and cast Sophia Copolla in a key role, that would be unforgivable.

Rashida Jones: Michael Jackson, Emmanuel Lewis and I Committed Super Soaker Drive-By http://t.co/wI5NE3PNThu Oct 13 13:29:51 via TheWrap.com


Somebody's not worried about having enough for the tell-all.


Of course, it's an obstructed view. And there's no patio. And the view, come to think of it, is of another building. But the schools are great.



#DearPrudie: "My college buddy stabbed my wife's cousin at our wedding. Should we give the gifts back?" http://t.co/EsVbs8X5

Oct 13 via SocialFlowFavoriteRetweetReply
 


Why? Are they logged as evidence? The stabbing was an unrelated incident. It should say something to that effect on the invitation.


@todayshow's Pick City of the Day is #Detroit. Did you know that Detroit has the most registered bowlers in the United States? @alroker

Oct 13 via webFavoriteRetweetReply
 


This is Detroit's week. Even the bowling scene is on the rebound.