Here at The Atlantic Wire, we respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. Sometimes, though, we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.
It's like they say: one generation's beloved classic is another's hyperviolent source of outrage.
Stop. You're only encouraging the Frank Sinatra cultists.
To be fair, the Knicks have been making trips to New York without the Knicks for almost a decade now. It's not the worst thing to miss.
Get in your Twitter pumpkin puns now. Because in six days the reference will be as relevant as jokes involving green beer, fireworks, and tacky Arbor Day sweaters.
Of course this is a good idea. You think rare wombats grow on trees? Because they don't. They live in burrows beneath tress.
Hopefully, the Daily News will respond. At which point the first New York media fight over who was the first to report a panther being loose in Ohio will begin.
Though knowing George he'll probably just repeat Jerry's "Look to the cookie" talking points.