Here at The Atlantic Wire, we respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. Sometimes, though, we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

How to clean an oil-slicked penguin http://t.co/uVzcXNtN
Oct 12 via twitterfeedFavoriteRetweetReply


As with the cleaning of most oil-slicked things, the key is blotting up the liquid. Otherwise you're just spreading the oil around.


Before making fun, consider this: the puppy speaks Italian.


Iran announces it launched monkey into space aboard Kavoshgar-5 rocket -- but doesn't say why http://t.co/GhQkUNq8

Oct 12 via webFavoriteRetweetReply
 


Nothing to see here, just a monkey on a rocket. Go about your business.


DR. DOOM, NO BOOM: Roubini Firm For Sale... http://t.co/uCKJLxy0

Oct 12 via DrudgeFavoriteRetweetReply
 

The best Drudge rhyme of the day, but we'd wait until a deal is reached before saying there was no boom in doom.


There was a time when it was possible to place out of Hova 101 with a four or better on the A.P. Jay-Z Theory exam, but more and more colleges are making it mandatory.

Alert your copyeditors: it's "protester," not "protestor" http://t.co/HPsYMpbKWed Oct 12 17:16:40 via Sprout Social


We'll admit to still being confused about whether it's 'commenters' or 'commentors.' (We're not talking about commentators. That's a completely different thing.)