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CHAZ BONO NO MO'... http://t.co/BzR3eTDBWed Oct 26 12:25:47 via Drudge

You know this is a tweet that's been aging like a fine wine. It's almost a surprise the New York Post didn't print the wrong frontpage, Kerry-Gephardt style, weeks ago to get this one in

Just joking about killing the $1 bill is a federal offense, so Time really has nothing to lose now.

Beer gardens growing in Southern California, with a twist http://t.co/cKMtp57GWed Oct 26 16:15:08 via HootSuite

The twist: everyone shows up 90 minutes late and drinks white wine.

Displaced college students to be placed on cruise ship http://t.co/XQTTdLbvWed Oct 26 15:00:53 via SocialFlow

Operation: Greatest 1980s Grossout Comedy That Never Was is off to a fine start. Until those mean boarding school kids with their catamarans and Somali pirate older brothers show up.

Man chases crab, crab gets hilariously awesome revenge on man http://t.co/gAsW8scrWed Oct 26 20:26:04 via The Huffington Post

Man meets crab, man loses crab, man chases crab, crab has sneaky and painful surprise for man ... it's the all-American love story.

Men charge haunted house visitors $5 to park their cars. Problem is, they didn't own the lot: http://t.co/xUQX6z9dWed Oct 26 21:36:57 via TweetDeck

That's how all David Mamet movies end.