Here at The Atlantic Wire, we respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. Sometimes, though, we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.
There's a Twilight Zone episode--multiple Twilight Zone episodes actually--where a man picks up a phone or falls asleep on a train and winds up talking to a younger version of himself. This is like that, except it's on Twitter, and your younger self is a big Jason Bateman fan.
This happens to the best of us. No need to go Barton Fink.
When will the English learn skin is a privilege, not a right?
Reasonable men can differ, but leave Jewel out of it.
Twitter hashtag: #armadillocalypse. Tweet it early, tweet it often.
Also: your Playstation may bring out unresolved anger towards soulless, world-destroying alien hellbeasts. Be advised.