Here at The Atlantic Wire, we respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. Sometimes, though, we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

Save the Sitcom: Will Fox Ax Its Insanely Funny 'Arrested Development'? http://t.co/72wt3vnhWed Oct 05 18:37:34 via SNS Analytics


There's a Twilight Zone episode--multiple Twilight Zone episodes actually--where a man picks up a phone or falls asleep on a train and winds up talking to a younger version of himself. This is like that, except it's on Twitter, and your younger self is a big Jason Bateman fan.

And by "Coen's" we mean "Coens." Get it together, Vulture.Wed Oct 05 15:55:16 via Buddy Media Publisher


This happens to the best of us. No need to go Barton Fink.

Sunburn contest 'irresponsible' http://t.co/QJiEPZOuWed Oct 05 08:26:24 via twitterfeed

When will the English learn skin is a privilege, not a right? 

The most popular celebrity poet in American history is barely even known of today: http://t.co/eirILoJw #poetry #historyWed Oct 05 15:40:54 via SocialFlow


Reasonable men can differ, but leave Jewel out of it.

Roving armadillos headed toward D.C. http://t.co/mNer3YH4Wed Oct 05 16:20:30 via SocialFlow


Twitter hashtag: #armadillocalypse. Tweet it early, tweet it often.

Warning: Your Tablet May Make You Reclusive and Slothful http://t.co/0ry2LulRWed Oct 05 19:51:32 via TweetDeck


Also: your Playstation may bring out unresolved anger towards soulless, world-destroying alien hellbeasts. Be advised.