Here at The Atlantic Wire, we respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. Sometimes, though, we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

Andy Samberg impersonates Mark Zuckerberg to his face Sep 22 21:30:04 via The Huffington Post

To his face! That's way more personal than the elbow.

A rock star butcher meets her French counterpart Sep 22 19:06:32 via SocialFlow

If the French counterpart is a man, this could easily be a fall TV pilot. She'd be brassy, confident, and work only with the prime cuts. As is the style, he'd be a big uncomplicated child, albeit one who knows a great deal about cold cuts.

Claims of 2012 boxing medal fix Sep 22 21:19:36 via twitterfeed

Another major collar for the IOC's Department of Pre-Crime. Those guys have restored the world's faith in the Olympics of the future.

Health workers urged to get flu jab Sep 22 16:06:19 via twitterfeed

Britishisms make everything sound more painful, but be happy you weren't a kid in Australia, where shots are known as 'wee little arm stabs' and cough medicine is an 'Antitussive Night-Night Fizz'

WATCH: When parents play favorites | Sep 22 21:00:36 via HootSuite

When will parents learn to bet underdogs? And be fair!

Feed me to the Detroit Lions! #NFL2011Thu Sep 22 21:40:01 via SocialFlow

Better the Lions than the Philadelphia Eagles, who won't finish you.