Here at The Atlantic Wire, we respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. Sometimes, though, we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.
Even if it's unnecessary, tacking NSFW on the end of tweets about love letters written about food can only lead to more clickthroughs. People are just curious.
You have to get up pretty early in the morning to fool bloggers with the old frozen lasagna trick. That's been around since AOL 3.0.
An echo? Thunder? A juicy Page Six item involving Anna Wintour? Just give us some sort of sign.
Good for the big-eared dog! Although this news cycle technically can't claim him, since he's had those ears since birth.
Strong on facts, less strong on not smudging hands and pants. Not an Oscar contender, despite fine work from Chris Cooper as the classified section.
The summer news lull is officially over. Let the autumn of drugged weathermen waking up next to corpses begin!