Here at The Atlantic Wire, we respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. Sometimes, though, we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.
If it were election day, this would be the first upset of the evening. All of the exit polls were saying Agrostis.
You laugh, but the Post's Albert Kinsey-for-a-day contest draws more entries than the Knick-for-a-day and Met-for-a-day contests combined.
The Twitter followers as Magic Eight-Ball icosahedral die theory of social media strikes us as a risky one. What if we cannot predict now?
Big Toffee claims another one of the mom-and-pop outfits. When is enough going to be enough?
We understand you may be tempted to make a ground control to Major Tom joke, but please, some restraint. There's a rogue satellite up there.