Here at The Atlantic Wire, we respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. Sometimes, though, we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

 

 

 

 

The touching and bizarre items you can buy at estate sales--PHOTOS: http://t.co/mShqj58less than a minute ago via SocialFlow Favorite Retweet Reply


Something about the proximity of the words "touching" and "bizarre" make us wonder what kind of slideshow this is going to be.

Brain-eating amoeba kills 3 this year: "Of 118 people known to have had the infection since 1962, only one survived" - http://ow.ly/66PEAless than a minute ago via HootSuite Favorite Retweet Reply


This sounds like a job for the scriptwriters at AMC. The Walking Dead meets Mad Men? Anyone?

You probably use #beer to quench your thirst – did you know your favorite brew can also clean gold jewelry? http://t.co/PtkR9mwless than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Reply


We'd actually go out on a limb and guess that most people probably use beer to get drunk. But thanks for the jewelry cleaning tip!

Virtual boarding agents arrive in Paris. Behold the future! http://t.co/ncq5SA3less than a minute ago via HootSuite Favorite Retweet Reply


This could use some clarification. Did the virtual boarding agents literally arrive on airplanes carrying suitcases full of future? Or is this another one of those will.i.am kind of gimmicks like we saw on CNN in 2008?

Astronaut Beams First 3-D Video From Space Station http://t.co/e24Cetzless than a minute ago via SocialFlow Favorite Retweet Reply


Speaking of the future, this video sounds much cooler than it actually looks. Then again, we forgot our 3-D glasses at home today.

700 cats seized by Humane Society in Florida: the aftermath http://t.co/u0E4Sfmless than a minute ago via twitterfeed Favorite Retweet Reply


Starring Chuck Norris.

NEW: What does human flesh taste like? Why not ask a cannibal with a background in comparative literature? http://t.co/TMUbT0Hless than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Reply


Sure. Why not?