Here at The Atlantic Wire, we respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. Sometimes, though, we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.
Sea monster fetus found: http://on.natgeo.com/qCs6sy
Discoveries like this are why Congress can't defund the Department of Sea Monsters, Dragons and Griffins.
A Laffy Taffy wrapper joke for political junkies: What kind of dog is bothered by the Ames debate bell? A blue dog!
Undercover cops wear togas, capes and sandals to stop a turf battle among gladiators near Roman landmarks: http://t.co/7eUmVS2 -CJ
If anything, this tweet undersells the elaborateness of the operation. They also had shields, spears, and fancy copper helmets with feathers stuck in them. And also, presumably, a tactical support team one block away
Naked man discovered live in car trunk in Wichita: http://t.co/ST42zdN
NAKED MAN IN WICHITA TRUNK doesn't quite live up to the New York Post's famous HEADLESS BODY IN TOPLESS BAR headline. If only someone had thought to drive the car to Macon, Ga.
America will finally get its own Human Centipede. http://t.co/DhDReOU
No more borrowing Canada's unholy, laboratory-created crime against decency and science for the old USA!
Anne Hathaway is grateful that Kate Middleton has become "such an advocate for dressing like a lady." http://t.co/Wby2Chd
Everyone needs heroes. Even Catwoman.