Here at The Atlantic Wire, we respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. Sometimes, though, we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite head-scratchers

 

 

Know this person?: UNKNOWN BANK ROBBER: An u... http://1.usa.gov/o7ke04less than a minute ago via twitterfeed Favorite Retweet Reply


Is it possible to know an unknown bank robbers?


Study: greedy rich people shoplift more than poor people http://ow.ly/5zfXYless than a minute ago via HootSuite Favorite Retweet Reply


As if greedy rich people didn't have enough bad publicity to deal with. Now everyone's going to know that they steal batteries.

Care Bears to return as computer-generated autobots in animated TV series http://ow.ly/5ze9P #CareBearsless than a minute ago via HootSuite Favorite Retweet Reply

 

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Basically Every Subway Line Is Currently Delayed http://bit.ly/opwDiHless than a minute ago via TweetDeck Favorite Retweet Reply


The evening commute report for the entire mid-Atlantic region, in a single tweet.