Here at The Atlantic Wire, we respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. Sometimes, though, we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.


"Cat-astrophe" should really be more careful. Doctor-patient privilege doesn't extend to consultations with Slate's advice columnist.

John Bercow: parliament has rediscovered its 'balls' than a minute ago via twitterfeed Favorite Retweet Reply

No thanks to the Lords Spiritual, we might add.

GOP politician: "I was never ascared of the unions but they better not F#%k with me again!!! Just saying." than a minute ago via TweetDeck Favorite Retweet Reply

They really shouldn't. You don't want the mayor of Miller's Crossing as an enemy.

Commentary: First lady eats a hamburger and the world ends than a minute ago via Facebook Favorite Retweet Reply

This seems far less likely to end the world than, say, this...

Romania's Ambassador on Her Love of Ribs, Cherries, Adour than a minute ago via Tweet Button Favorite Retweet Reply

Now this is a world-ending menu. A universe-ending menu, even.