Here at The Atlantic Wire, we respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. Sometimes, though, we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.


 

Celebrity impersonator stabs rival impersonator | http://ti.me/oaLfQX (via @TIMEWorld)less than a minute ago via HootSuite Favorite Retweet Reply



It should be noted that both the alleged attacker and victim are French. American celebrity impersonators don't go in for this stuff.

You'll never guess who gets third billing in the new Muppets poster http://t11.me/G45-XVless than a minute ago via Tap11 Favorite Retweet Reply


It's Academy Award nominee Chris Cooper, which is shocking--we had our money on Dr. Bunsen Honeydew.

Romney/That Goldfish 2012 RT @nprnews: Goldfish Survives New Zealand Earthquake And 134 Days Without Food http://n.pr/rqcXoNless than a minute ago via TweetDeck Favorite Retweet Reply

 

Don't laugh. He's probably already being vetted.

Scientist at Work: Leave the Tusks, Take the Cannoli http://bit.ly/mQfPrbless than a minute ago via The New York Times Favorite Retweet Reply


You can never go wrong with a Godfather reference on Twitter. Even when the piece is about elephants.

He's Back From the Dead! Josh Duhamel to Reprise Role as Leo du Pres in 'All My Children': http://nyp.st/pE94EJless than a minute ago via TweetDeck Favorite Retweet Reply



We can't be sure, but the New York Post has to be among the Twitter leaders in tweets about people coming back from the dead. Although if the Transylvania Times would be a close second, if such a paper existed, and maintained a Twitter feed.

Is the British national anthem too short? http://bbc.in/nRS7ZPless than a minute ago via twitterfeed Favorite Retweet Reply


A stimulating question. But they neglected to add #slatepitches.