Have you ever wondered what you could get away with in an Apple Store? If some people just stroll in and use the free store's Wi-Fi as if it were an Internet café, why not just order food? Is it okay to bring in pets? How about costumes? Can you wear costumes in the store?

Comedian Mark Malkoff asked himself these kinds of questions and decided to see how far he could stretch his welcome at the Apple store. He teased the video on Twitter, by mentioning that it "involves the Apple Store, Darth Vader, and a goat." He wasn't kidding.