Here at The Atlantic Wire, we respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. Sometimes, though, we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.




Gas leak makes Pleasant Hill Road area less pleasant. http://bit.ly/pO3qjlless than a minute ago via TweetDeck Favorite Retweet Reply



This would make Pleasant Hill Road less pleasant. Also: more explosive.

Officials: Thug brothers savagely attack pilot who threw them off American Airlines flight for being drunk http://nydn.us/pyD5Djless than a minute ago via TweetDeck Favorite Retweet Reply



Still, the savage beating pales in comparison to what Mrs. Thug's going to do to them when they get home. 

Glenn Beck and the Seven Norwegians http://nyr.kr/n9p5Lbless than a minute ago via dlvr.it Favorite Retweet Reply




This tweet sounds similar to Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, but ask a 3-year-old which they'd rather watch with their snack. Snow White wins nearly every time.

Come on #Europe, put out the fires and catch the arsonists. Here's how | http://bloom.bg/oSM9inless than a minute ago via HootSuite Favorite Retweet Reply


It's a nice thought, but Europe doesn't even like EuoDisney. Which means they'll absolutely hate the American take on the arson taskforce. Nobody's allowed to drink wine while on duty.


Yes, yes: but will there be tweets?