Here at The Atlantic Wire, we respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. Sometimes, though, we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite head-scratchers.



South Carolina's Myrtle Beach spared swarming jellyfish: than a minute ago via twitterfeed Favorite Retweet Reply


To which the Atlantic Wire would counter-tweet: the swarming jellyfish were spared Myrtle Beach

Shell's new offshore gas mining monstrosity: The largest floating thing ever than a minute ago via Favorite Retweet Reply

Aside from the aforementioned swarming jellyfish, that is.

The frenzied Twitter response to Anthony Weiner's afternoon press conference, in a single breathless tweet.

Meanwhile, in France: Are Smurfs communist anti-Semites? than a minute ago via TweetDeck Favorite Retweet Reply

Meanwhile, we tried to keep you current on the most pressing global matters.