Here at The Atlantic Wire, we respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. Sometimes, though, we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite head-scratchers.
South Carolina's Myrtle Beach spared swarming jellyfish: http://bit.ly/jOBHzm
To which the Atlantic Wire would counter-tweet: the swarming jellyfish were spared Myrtle Beach
Shell's new offshore gas mining monstrosity: The largest floating thing ever http://su.pr/2uwSa0
Aside from the aforementioned swarming jellyfish, that is.
The frenzied Twitter response to Anthony Weiner's afternoon press conference, in a single breathless tweet.
Meanwhile, in France: Are Smurfs communist anti-Semites? http://theatln.tc/mpDPPN
Meanwhile, we tried to keep you current on the most pressing global matters.