Here at The Atlantic Wire, we respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. Sometimes, though, we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite head-scratchers.

HORRIFIC Woman finds garbage in father's ashes than a minute ago via SocialFlow Favorite Retweet Reply

Don't even think of saying, "It's all part of the grieving process." There is no garbage-finding stage in the Kubler-Ross model. We checked.

Phil Campbells Come Together to Rebuild Phil Campbell, Ala. than a minute ago via twitterfeed Favorite Retweet Reply

This is a lovely story, but really, who wouldn't pitch in and help a tiny town that shares their full name? That's a karma no-brainer.

Mexico City hipsters are resurrecting ancient Aztec booze that was once on the way out #NotPBRless than a minute ago via SocialFlow Favorite Retweet Reply

The drink is called pulque and it doesn't come in tall boy cans. Yet.


How Gingrich's Love Drives Him to Kill than a minute ago via HootSuite Favorite Retweet Reply

We really  have nothing to say to this.

To find a worse week for U.S.-Canadian relations, you have to go back to 1980, when Lorne Michaels got fired from Saturday Night Live.

Old school video game stars look back on their heyday. Poor Centipede. via @angryasianmanless than a minute ago via TweetDeck Favorite Retweet Reply

Any  extensive retrospective about arcade icons begins and ends with the question: were Pacman and Ms. Pacman husband-and-wife or brother-and-sister or both?

Anarchist dog walkers? Now we've heard of everything. than a minute ago via SocialFlow Favorite Retweet Reply

What about nihilist cat groomers. Or paleoconservative alligator wrestlers? The world is full of wonders not yet tweeted