Here at The Atlantic Wire, we respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. Sometimes, though, we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite head-scratchers.
In perfume terms, this a rave. No Aniston movie has ever received reviews like this.
Albert Brooks’s Dark Vision of the Future http://nyti.ms/k0XhYn
Everyone sweats on TV, nobody winds up with Holly Hunter. That is bleak.
Are Thin Mints are killing orangutans? http://newser.me/lUF5xC
The story involves the Girl Scouts, and whether the ingredients used in Thin Mint cookies are destroying the orangutans' habitat. So this tweet could just as easily read, 'Are Girl Scouts killing orangutans?' But then it would seem silly.
Game Over for Many Baseball Teams http://on.wsj.com/l9AucO
Ponder this for a second. When is this not true?
Or £616,484 in pounds.