Here at The Atlantic Wire, we respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. Sometimes, though, we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite head-scratchers.

 



Goldman Reps So ‘Freaked’ Over Volcker Rule They’re Forgetting Invisibility Cloaks At Home http://bit.ly/m5pZRgless than a minute ago via twitterfeed Favorite Retweet Reply

Potter fans who click will be sadly disappointed.

FLASH: Even at the #MetGala, the popular girls giggle in the bathroom http://bit.ly/iuyrJdless than a minute ago via HootSuite Favorite Retweet Reply

"Find me the giggliest girls in a New York City bathroom!"

Why 5, 8 and 24 are the strangest numbers in the universe: http://ow.ly/4N1QJ | #Trove Mathematics channel: http://ow.ly/4N1Ufless than a minute ago via HootSuite Favorite Retweet Reply

Because they're friends with Nicolas Cage?


What do the names Jayden, Brayden and Kaden have in common? (Hint: It's not what you think) | http://ti.me/iokPDiless than a minute ago via HootSuite Favorite Retweet Reply


Actually, yes, it is what we're thinking. 


Giles Deacon’s collection for Nine West features creatures http://nym.ag/lUVO3fless than a minute ago via TweetDeck Favorite Retweet Reply

What do summer blockbusters and Giles Deacon collections have in common? Creature effects! Gloopy, slimy creature effects.

Somewhere, someone will probably argue the slug is a kind of dry English wit.

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