Here at The Atlantic Wire, we respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. Sometimes, though, we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite head-scratchers.
America's Nudists May Be on the Verge of Extinction http://bit.ly/mHdgSr
Shockingly, this did not get a retweet from Al Gore.
Reports say there will be an upcoming doctor shortage: http://bit.ly/ituhEH
Contributing factors include unseasonably cold winter temperatures and increased foreign demand for podiatrists.
Murdoch pulls a Bristol at WHCA. And no, he wasn't wearing a short white sparkling dress. http://mbist.ro/l9Co0t
'Pulling a Bristol' apparently consists of refusing to speak to the media. (Note: this is known in alternate style guides as 'pulling a Salinger')
Deaf charity's loud music warning http://bbc.in/k2mY4y
CHILDREN OF BRITAIN: REPEATED EXPOSURE TO LOUD MUSIC MAY DO LONGTERM DAMAGE TO YOUR HEARING
A missed opportunity. You only get so many chances to make a "They saved Osama's sister's brain!" joke. This was one of them.