Here at The Atlantic Wire, we respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. Sometimes, though, we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite head-scratchers.

 

 

Cheryl Cole, Complete Brat, Joins U.S. 'X Factor' http://tinyurl.com/3b4u2tbless than a minute ago via TheWrap.com Favorite Retweet Reply

Simon Cowell actually does describe the British pop musician as a 'complete brat' in the item. By why is The Wrap taking headline cues from the meanest man in Britain? For all we know, she could be lovely.

UCLA students came close to finding bin Laden http://wapo.st/jXYWHm #Osama #OBLless than a minute ago via HootSuite Favorite Retweet Reply

Even if UCLA students didn't nab him, we bet their prowl through the mountains of Pakistan would make a great movie.

Could your dog have helped carry out the raid against bin Laden? Ask someone from the facility that trained it http://wapo.st/iAIgOa #wpchatless than a minute ago via HootSuite Favorite Retweet Reply

If your dog went to UCLA, the chances are even better

BUY GYM SOCKS.

Sad Orgies sounds like a Tumblr meme waiting to happen. A Tumblr we could never look at from work. 

Your fingerprint is unique-- except from your koala doppleganger <?>: http://ow.ly/4NOfS | #Trove Forensics channel: http://ow.ly/4NP0Rless than a minute ago via HootSuite Favorite Retweet Reply

Finally, a way to prove that that koala isn't you. Take his fingerprints!

Also, These Are People Who Search With Yahoo http://bit.ly/lOn5GX #OBLless than a minute ago via HootSuite Favorite Retweet Reply

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