Here at The Atlantic Wire, we respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. Sometimes, though, we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite head-scratchers.

Army’s Crooning, Blogging, Gaming Brain Is The Military’s New Top Officer http://bit.ly/ksqOcYless than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Reply


Remember the singing, blogging, game-playing brains the next time someone about cutting military spending. It's not like the Commerce Department knows how to build them.


App Smart: Getting a Head Start on That Musical Night on the Town http://nyti.ms/l9UqVNless than a minute ago via The New York Times Favorite Retweet Reply


Hopefully this tweet inspires three Manhattanites to burst into song tonight. Then we could read a Times trend piece about it in the morning.

Sarah Palin authorized film to premiere in Iowa http://nyp.st/jm8R5mless than a minute ago via SocialFlow Favorite Retweet Reply


When pundits discuss about Sarah Palin's aspirations for higher office, they're usually talking about a bid for the presidency, not the position of Iowa state film commissioner. This news might cause people to rethink that assumption.

Some of the Biggest Dylan-Related Conspiracies of All Time... http://bit.ly/kQrqN3less than a minute ago via twitterfeed Favorite Retweet Reply


The Dylan in question is Bob Dylan. The same Bob Dylan who belongs to Bohemian Grove, staged the moon landing, and rigs the NBA draft lottery every year.

So, Tim Pawlenty Walks Into Cato, and...http://bit.ly/j3xkvFless than a minute ago via HootSuite Favorite Retweet Reply



We forget the set up, but the punchline is that he's announcing he's running for president. Again.