Here at The Atlantic Wire, we respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. Sometimes though, we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite head-scratchers.

 


Sex piggy bank stories sell themselves, of course. But we would have gone with 'A sex piggy bank!' It's jaunty, and sounds like a particularly filthy musical from the 1950s.

 

Biggest reach: the elderly man who threw winning lottery ticket. Biggest snub: the Jeff Zucker era at NBC.

 

Taste, texture--you know, overall non-grossness.

 

Graeme Robertson: Think Again: Dictators: http://bit.ly/dJgc75less than a minute ago via bitly Favorite Retweet Reply

Foreign Policy's Twitter feed, unlike the SATs, still has an analogies section. And it's hard.

 

What does Haley Barbour's exit mean for the GOP and race in national elections? http://theatln.tc/hs65jaless than a minute ago via TweetDeck Favorite Retweet Reply

5-point bump for race in New Hampshire. GOP numbers unchanged