Here at The Atlantic Wire, we respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. Sometimes though, we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite head-scratchers.
Death threat minister going home http://bbc.in/i4ovjx
If death threat minister isn't already a British cabinet position, it will be after this tweet. You know you want it, David Cameron.
Former Warner Techie Ethan Kaplan Explains A Dry, Important Topic... http://bit.ly/h9QgQ7
The topic in question is Warner Music Group's partnership with Cisco. Kaplan opposes it. What The Daily Swarm left out: his explanation is also very complicated.
Of course not! We don't want to die at our desks. Especially not on a Friday. We have errands.
Personal health tips and auto show updates in the same tweet? Well now.