Woods confirmed his presence with the trademark wit and sparkling wordplay fans have come to expect
Yep, it’s me. I think I like this twitter thing. You guys are awesome. Thanks for all the love.
ABC's Jake Tapper couldn't envision a scenario wherein Tiger would come to regret today's decision.
What could go wrong? RT @TigerWoods: What’s up everyone. Finally decided to try out twitter!
ESPN's Jason Sobel delivered some unsolicited advice to Woods and/or his unpaid intern
Advice for @TigerWoods: Be yourself on here. Unless, of course, you have a ghost tweeter. Then be someone else. Preferably Tiger Woods.
Sports Illustrated's Grant Wahl disappointed everyone hoping for a Smutty Tiger cameo
CNBC sports business reporter Darren Rovell confirmed that Woods is in fact tweeting without a net. (Or a Nike PR team.)
Spoke to Mark Steinberg, agent of @TigerWoods, said Tiger has taken it upon himself to use Twitter to stay connected w/fans
Business Insider's Dashiell Bennett and @thecajunboy imagined myriad ways things could go wrong
Tiger Woods is now tweeting (@TigerWoods). I wonder if he knows that this isn't the social media service that allows you "poke" other users.
Luke Mazur marveled at the golfer's stellar sense of timing
tiger woods joins twitter on national un-friend day. clever bit of PR.
Novelist Touré thought everyone could have been a bit more hospitable. The man just got divorced, you know.
You guys are giving @TigerWoods a cold welcome to Twitter. Don't scare him off. And don't eryone make the same lame joke. Whoops. Too late.
National Post sports columnist Bruce Arthur congratulated Woods on meeting expectations
So far, @TigerWoods is approximately as interesting as I'd always imagined him to be.