Columnist and National Review contributor Jonah Goldberg flew from Phoenix to Washington, D.C. today. We know this because he tweeted the details of this trip. What follows is Goldberg's first-person account of this journey, noted without comment.

Happy Veterans Day!less than a minute ago via web


Ah good living. Having a breakfast burrito at Phoenix airport.less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone


Eating this thing was not my proudest moment. #airportbreakfastshameless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone


Is it possible that Phoenix has special iPhone battery draining powers? Seems like it.less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone


Honest question: Is anyone a fan of Meghan McCain? I've never met one or even gotten an email from one.less than a minute ago via web


Wonder if anyone would laugh if i let rip with a plaintive  chewbaca  wail when they finally close the plane cabin doors.less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone


Want to annoy guy next to me on plane by repeatedly tapping my glass eye with pen. Problem: don't have glass eye.less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone