On Saturday, less than a month after being released early from rehab, Lindsay Lohan tweeted that she failed a drug test. Today, Los Angeles County Judge Eldon Fox revoked Lohan's parole and scheduled a Friday hearing for the actress. On Twitter, there were more questions (and "recovery summer" jokes) than answers.
Regrettably, I did in fact fail my most recent drug test and if I am asked, I am prepared to appear before judge Fox next week as a result.
Lindsay Lohan's Recovery Summer not going so well, either...AP: Court issues warrant for Lindsay Lohan...after failing drug test.
I can't believe E-Trade settled with Lindsay Lohan over that milkaholic lawsuit. I hope her fellow inmates gouge her for protection money.
On Lohan: How addicted do you have to be to do drugs knowing you will go directly to jail? Just one long downward spiral.
ARREST WARRANT ISSUE FOR LINDSAY LOHAN! DRUNK HULK TOTALLY FORGOT IT WAS MONDAY!