Are you a small child? Are you also a fierce libertarian? If the answer is yes, you should probably check out this clip of Rachel Maddow reading from the Tea Party's new coloring book. We don't want to spoil Maddow pitch-perfect reading (sample passage: "Sometime the people will get upset because the federal government wastes money and will not keep good records of how the money is spent."), but two things are immediately clear:

  1. "Educational" coloring books are an underrated part of being a kid

  2. Maddow needs to record an audio book of Roald Dahl's The BFG