"Best Tweet" Regular, Slate's David Weigel gets in the first quip...

What religion can we freak out about next week? I nominate Jainism.less than a minute ago via TweetDeck


...followed by an anonymous Walrus magazine social media editor:

The Walrus tweeter is working from home today. What does that mean? Dance Breaks galore.less than a minute ago via TweetDeck


Talking Points Memo's Brian Beutler takes today's "zinger" award...


Surprised Roger Clemens' thumbs can tweet.less than a minute ago via TweetDeck


...And Kanye West keeps doing what he does best...

I need some new tattoosless than a minute ago via web


David Carr feels so alone...

judging by reporting calls, am the last person in nyc media working. hate to act like a chicken when ev else flew coop, but need the eggs.less than a minute ago via web


...and Mother Jones blogger Kevin Drum sees impending doom...

California news today: unemployment = 12.3%, huge earthquake due, and it's Whitman vs. Brown for governor. We are so screwed.less than a minute ago via HootSuite


 It was that type of day...

What's everybody reading in the news today?less than a minute ago via TweetDeck


...for everyone...

Thank you, hotel I stayed in 2 years ago, for continuing to send me e-mail offers.less than a minute ago via TweetDeck