Ascertaining the location of LeBron James might seem to be a simple question of physics. Not so in the age of Lebronomania. Over the past day, the denizens of Twitter--including some media members--were convinced they had spotted the star. Sadly, the current limits of time and space would seem to prevent the bulk of these sightings from being genuine.

LeBron just left Akron. We'll know tomorrow if that's a metaphor or a news report.less than a minute ago via TweetDeck



A buddy just told me he saw that LeBron James was apparently at Sparks in NYC with Amare Stoudamire and Allan Houston this evening.  Hmmm...less than a minute ago via TweetDeck



"Lebron checked into the Mandarin Hotel in Miami earlier this afternoon and was spotted at Prime 112 w/ Riley Bosh& Wade"less than a minute ago via web





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spotted in Harlem at Rucker Park with Amare.less than a minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®



BREAKING NEWS: Lebron James was just spotted in Charlotte teein off with Michael Jordan at Jordan's course... #BobcatBound?less than a minute ago via UberTwitter



LeBron... what is he doing.? Where is he going? I saw him spotted at SouthPark Mall tonight.less than a minute ago via web



Lebron James was spotted at the dinosaur exhibit at the natural history museum today. There you have it folks, his pick: Toronto Raptors.less than a minute ago via web



Lebron James was just spotted at Shake Shack!!less than a minute ago via TweetDeck



Breaking news!!! Lebron signs with the Knicks!! I just saw him leaving the knicks owners house!!! He lives next door to me!!! Let's go NYCless than a minute ago via UberTwitter