Coming up next: Liz Cheney criticizes Obama for not bathing in or drinking the blood of his enemies http://bit.ly/bcsbeg
A reader just noted that ABC's This Week pits Arianna and @markos against Liz "BabyDick" Cheney and George Will. Buy popcorn futures!
Rush Limbaugh getting married this weekend, or as it is known to the bride: "Operation Soul Kill."
GOP candidate Mark Kirk says he needs to be more humble about his military record. By humble, he means "stop lying"? http://mojo.ly/chM2LY
BREAKING: White House offered more than 400,000 jobs to potential Senate candidates in shadowy "Census" scheme... DEVELOPING
Plug the hole with McDonald's Shrek glasses.