Adam Serwer guesses what Liz Cheney will say next about Obama...

Coming up next: Liz Cheney criticizes Obama for not bathing in or drinking the blood of his enemies than a minute ago via web

...while Emptywheel doles out investing tips in anticipation of Liz's next appearance.

A reader just noted that ABC's This Week pits Arianna and @markos against Liz "BabyDick" Cheney and George Will. Buy popcorn futures!less than a minute ago via TweetDeck

Pourmecoffee coins a mission name for Limbaugh's next move.

Rush Limbaugh getting married this weekend, or as it is known to the bride: "Operation Soul Kill."less than a minute ago via TwitterGadget

On another translation note, Mother Jones puts Mark Kirk's last statement into laymen's terms...

GOP candidate Mark Kirk says he needs to be more humble about his military record. By humble, he means "stop lying"? than a minute ago via TweetDeck

...while Dave Weigel breaks news of the White House's latest Senate appointment scam.

BREAKING: White House offered more than 400,000 jobs to potential Senate candidates in shadowy "Census" scheme... DEVELOPINGless than a minute ago via TweetDeck

Finally, today's obligatory oil-leak-solution tweet.

Plug the hole with McDonald's Shrek glasses.less than a minute ago via web