Jake Tapper calls out BP Chairman Carl-Henric Svanberg for misspeaking...

POTUS is "frustrated because he cares about the small people, and we care about the small people," says BP chairman Carl-Henric Svanbergless than a minute ago via web


...leading to hilarity from twitter writers like Mike Memoli:

Since I'm a short American, I assume Svanberg was talking to meless than a minute ago via web


Meanwhile, Duncan Black does his best Kanye impression:

barack obama doesn't care about tall peopleless than a minute ago via TweetDeck


Delrayser reminds us of everyone's favorite email scam:

Weird. BP just emailed me that there's $20 billion in escrow that I can have, if I just loan some Nigerian prince ten thou.less than a minute ago via web


Usually the impeccable digital jokester, Dave Weigel appears to be feeling unoriginal today:

Impossible to make "if Chris Christie was president, he'd plug this oil leak" comment without accidentally turning it into fat joke.less than a minute ago via TweetDeck


Matt Yglesias toes the line of appropriate Twitter humor (is there such a line?)...

Uruguay is my least favorite of the "guays" -- just saying.less than a minute ago via TweetDeck


...while Brian Beutler has his back:

huomophobe! RT @mattyglesias: Uruguay is my least favorite of the "guays" -- just saying.less than a minute ago via TweetDeck


Corbin Hiar anticipates a new conservative talking point:

How long before conservatives blame the #WorldCup losses of #ESP and #GRE on their national debts?less than a minute ago via web


Erick Erickson revisits a tried and true excuse for men:

So I think this is the first time I've ever been mentioned in Playboy.  I can legitimately tell my wife I'm buying it for the articles.less than a minute ago via web


Delrayser bids farewell to a much loved (or much loathed) new tradition:

RIP, Bros Icing Bros. http://brosicingbros.com/ (h/t @Awl)less than a minute ago via web


Dear David Corn - please proofread your tweets:

Have Obama and the Feds Gone Soft on Porn? http://bit.ly/bAG9V9less than a minute ago via web