The temporary Twitterpocalypse--aka 0/0, aka the day that everyone's followers disappeared--left the ever-adaptable Twitterites unfettered and free to mock the situation as they pleased. Witness Alex Blagg unloading his inner secrets...




...Brian Beutler riffing on the oil spill...


...echoed by David Waldman...


...Dave Weigel looking for a government handout...


...Sean Hannity revealing how clueless he is...


...Nick Baumann taking a stab at conservative naysayers...

...and Andrew Breitbart making this scribe's day.

In more substantive news, Glenn Greenwald caustically summarizes his feelings on Elena Kagan for SCOTUS.

Ben Smith laments how far the Supreme Court nominee process has fallen.