2011 has ushered in a troubling trend:
iPhone users the world over are oversleeping, missing flights and
trains, and arriving late at work, foiled by alarm clocks on their
phones that refuse to sound. The programming error is affecting non-repeating
alarms set for the first days of January.
The malfunction unleashed a deluge of
commentary on Twitter and Facebook and, three days in, continues to
spawn priceless tweets like "Steve Jobs was set to hold a press
conference on iPhone alarm glitch, but he overslept" (The Borowitz Report) or "iPhone alarm glitch makes angry birds even angrier" (The Daily Show). How are others responding?
- 'The Y2K10 Bug,' The Economist's Babbage blog names the malfunction. Babbage begins with a personal anecdote:
"In your correspondent's slumbering household in Tokyo this morning,
three iPhone alarm clocks failed to go off--all set early because two
visiting friends needed to catch the Shinkansen (bullet train) to
Kyoto." But he soon pivots to the bigger picture:
2010 was a great year for Apple. The Financial Times ended it by naming Steve Jobs, Apple's founder and chief executive, its Person of the Year. Let’s hope the company's technicians were not celebrating too hard [on New Year's Eve] ... Here's a possible New Year's resolution: rely less on the iPhone.
- How Could This Happen? asks
Ernie Smith at ShortFormBlog, whose "internal clock" woke him up at 9 a.m. "Isn't
this something you might test when you're building your Jesus-phone?" he asks.
- Inconvenient for Most, Disastrous for Some The Consumerist tells
the story of one couple that missed a fertility treatment deadline and wasted thousands of dollars and a
month of injections, while The Huffington Post shares
a letter a reader wrote to Steve Jobs after a late arrival to work on
New Year's day cost her a job. "Mr. Jobs, I'd like to let you know
that you have officially, directly contributed to unemployment in
2011," the reader wrote.
- What's an iPhone User to Do? Mashable highlights five free iPhone alarm clocks that "actually work," while Engadget recommends
setting a recurring alarm "while gently crossing your fingers and toes"
or buying "a battery-powered alarm clock off of your grandmother."
- How Long Until the Next Problem? wonders
Jacqui Cheng at Ars Technica, who recalls a similar iPhone alarm bug when Daylight Savings Time ended in November. "This is the second iOS alarm problem
to expose itself in two months. When will the next one strike, and will
iPhone users ever be able to trust their phones to wake them up on
time? You know how the saying goes: fool me once, shame on you. Fool me